Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
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Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
These tits shall not be calmed
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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