I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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