My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
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What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
It's official drugs can't kill me
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Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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