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  • 99 62
    Submitted by maskedman on Mar 25, 10 at 11:30am

    I agree Cum_Dumpster (what a name). His parents are scary nice. Like, "the witch from Hansel and Gretel" kind of nice. They'll probably eat you.

  • 95 83
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 25, 10 at 11:15am

    The parent are all banged up on meth- No dought....Washing cars and shit....Wack....

  • 87 71
    Submitted by Cist on Mar 25, 10 at 1:04pm

    I don't understand that he says went back to "his" place as if it was his friends, rather than "my" place then said I lied, living at home doesn't suck? He loses in my book

  • 80 70
    Submitted by hahaaaaa12345 on Mar 25, 10 at 2:21pm

    Uhh or they could just have nice parents. I highly doubt meth has anything to do with it. Hmmm

  • 76 72
    Submitted by Indestructible on Mar 25, 10 at 2:58pm

    This seems like the start of one of those psychopathic murdererous-cannibalistic family horror movies. Don't go back, they will kill/eat you after you have his babies!

  • 75 71
    Submitted by honey on Mar 25, 10 at 2:23pm

    They want you to marry him and take him away

  • 70 72
    Submitted by buberto on Mar 25, 10 at 3:10pm

    The parents want ro have a threesome with you after they heard you squealing and grunting like a pig while riding your boy's cock. See? Being an amoral whore pays off.

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    Submitted by  on May 19, 12 at 6:58pm

    I had pancakes this afternoon. Silver dollar pancakes.