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  • 74 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 4:46pm

    If OP's mom is anything like mine, She will call repeatedly until I answer, then proceed to tell me how irresponsible it is to get drunk in the middle of the week. Parents just don't understand.

  • 74 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 2:30am

    tcnj is central, not south.

  • 83 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:05pm

    4:54... That's the good life

  • 74 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:46pm

    Am I the only one who likes to blaze more than drink? No headaches!!

  • 72 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 4:54pm

    Margarita Mondays, Tequila Tuesdays (because you used up all the margarita mix on Monday, but you made sure to never run out of tequila), Wine Wednesdays, Thirsty Thursdays, and The Weekend.

  • 71 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 4:14pm

    Just cover all your bases and tell her not to call you before noon, regardless of the day.

  • 72 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 9:03pm

    TCNJ! SouthJerz ftw :]

  • 70 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 8:49pm

    stay classy south jersey!

  • 68 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:41pm

    south jersey all day

  • 64 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:25pm

    4:23. I was going for more of a rhyming scheme than whatever the first consonant sound was.

  • 64 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 9:55am

    jersey is the second dirtiest place on earth, right behind your mother's cunthole

  • 66 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 6:52pm

    he goes to tcnj, the reply goes to rowan. i know them both.

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 9:27pm

    REPRESENT SOUTTH JERSEYYY

  • 64 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:30pm

    when I moved into my house for college for this semester, my mom literally called about twice in 1 hour, for no reason. Then she said I was rude for asking what she wanted. And it was a Friday night. tsk tsk

  • 57 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 7:03pm

    This has to be FDU.... Yeaaaa no classes on Wednesdays!!!

  • 64 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:08pm

    people ask how often I drink I say just on the days that end in y

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:03pm

    4:23 its not Thirst Day Thursday lol...def Thirsty Thursday. Wine Day Wednesday, The Weekend, and Sunday Fun Day. I like those for Monday and Tuesday 4:54.

  • 58 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:23pm

    856 & 609 are both south jersey #s idiot

  • 59 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:57am

    its TCNJ... whaddup south jerseyyyyy

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 4:24pm

    Just turn off ringers prior to getting drunk on Tuesday...

  • 56 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:36pm

    yaya, these people are from jerseyyyyy!

  • 60 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 4:23pm

    What about Rum Day Monday? Or Thirst Day Thursday?

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:42pm

    south jersey = rowan

  • 58 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 4:28pm

    its tcnj, the guy who made it lives on my friend's floor.

  • 66 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 9:55pm

    TCNJ?!?!?!?!?!?!?! <3