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  • 99 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:54pm

    hahahaha love it!!!!

  • 96 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:31am

    omg i know this smell!!! I was fucking a college swimmer!! god i miss that!!!

  • 99 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:31pm

    HAHAHA this is the funniest one in a while

  • 90 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:26pm

    ahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • 88 77
    Submitted by xxOliviaxx on Jun 23, 10 at 9:59pm

    Micheal Phelps is so sexy!

  • 87 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:47pm

    i am michael phelps and I approve of this text

  • 83 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 10:09pm

    11:08 shut the hell up, greenvilles actually nice, everyone i know there has a pool(chlorine) and whats wrong with rivers and lakes...its called they own boats jack ass

  • 80 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:44pm

    now if it were only michael

  • 80 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:58pm

    i would love to fuck phelps!

  • 84 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:49am

    814, i agree with you all the wayy

  • 70 70
    Submitted by xxOliviaxx on Jun 23, 10 at 9:58pm

    Micheal Pelps is so sexy! <3

  • 82 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:38pm

    i wish i had your night

  • 71 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:04am

    Let's go Greenville/Spartanburg!!! Wewwt!

    • 41 51
      Submitted by PNiddy on Aug 22, 11 at 3:06am

      LAWLZ roflcopter awesumsawse XD

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 4:38pm

    shit man... i got the weed and chlorine smell, but its less of a win...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:18pm

    BEST EvER! greatnessss phelps and greatness go together.. i'm a straight guy and i would like to fuck phelps for a good workout haha

  • 78 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:08pm

    Only in the 864 would weed and chlorine go together-i'm surprised there wasn't also a large field or big truck involved.

  • 80 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:41pm

    Damn I wish it was really Michael he's beautiful

  • 73 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 10:35pm

    Why does it smell like victory?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:08pm

    6:14 so did i! it was awesome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:33pm

    hahaha #1. micheal phelps and weeds jokes ftw

  • 71 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:11pm

    @ 4:47-- apparently phelps will endorse anything since he lost the wheaties gig...

  • 71 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:30pm

    my vag is stanky but who wants to lick it??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:46pm

    This is a bad thing?

  • 68 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:05pm

    this is one of my favorite quotes ever.

  • 52 62
    Submitted by NataSept on Jan 22, 11 at 10:29pm

    yum.

  • 68 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:25pm

    he has a stunning body..damn

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:29am

    11:08, meeee too! I'm actually surprised they have the smell of chlorine in that mix. I thought the majority of ppl in 864 did their swimming in rivers and lakes. At least, in northern 864 I know that's true...

  • 68 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:09pm

    HAHA. ... nuff said.

  • 68 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:46pm

    Michael phelps is fugly

  • 62 87
    Submitted by molliewobbles on Apr 13, 10 at 1:36am

    WIN!!

  • 67 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 12:56am

    Oh I get it! It's funny because Micheal Phelps always wins, and there's chlorine in the pool and he got caught with marijuana! -Jeff

  • 60 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:14pm

    I want Michael Phelps inside of me. Right now.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 5:41pm

    haha my sister posted that text that she sent, cant believe its so popular atm =D

  • 46 59
    Submitted by The_Real_McCoy on Jun 26, 11 at 11:20am

    This is fucking priceless

  • 65 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:46am

    I would do just about anything to fucky Micheal Phelps.

  • 62 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:30pm

    ROFL!! That's effin' hilarious!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:45am

    mmm, i just creamed my jeans thinking about michael phelps in my bed..

  • 64 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:19pm

    hahahahah one of the best

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:42pm

    Still love michael phelps!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:45pm

    I had sex with michael phelps last night, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:16pm

    hahahhahaa one of the best sayings i've heard

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:50pm

    Ok so this bitch STOLE this from my best friend, so dont give her cred. kay thanks:)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:37pm

    i <3 phelps he kicks n00b ass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:30pm

    Then you're deff not straight 418 haha But fashhhhoooooo WIN

  • 45 73
    Submitted by latinachica628 on Dec 23, 10 at 8:31pm

    Keepin' it victorious. Way to go South Carolina

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:25pm

    beautiful. absolutely beautiful. i envy you =)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:55pm

    Poop in phelps mouth

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:14pm

    lol i had a similar day last week..........loooove it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:59pm

    This is awesome! made my day! lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:29pm

    That was definitely a recipe for win. Very witty.