She's JV to your varsity
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
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I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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