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  • 64 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 7:39pm

    some of the top chefs came from not knowing jack shit. you'll get it if you try....try really really hard in your case.....

  • 63 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 7:39pm

    Sex drugs and alchohol aren't what life is about. -Sarre

  • 61 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:34pm

    i go to johnson and wales and the fire alarm went off at 3am my freshmen year because some stoned girl was trying to make easy mac and it went terribly wrong. however, this puts my area code (347) to shame.

  • 62 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:47pm

    Just cuz I'm an environmentalist doesn't mean I'm a sissy motherfucker!! Green Team!!

  • 57 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:18am

    the CIA sucks. everyone hates it there. Johnson and Wales is where it's at. (CIA has no decent accredidation anyways). =]

  • 60 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 8:45pm

    My life is a waste. -Guy in culinary school

  • 57 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:29pm

    1) I go to the CIA, which they keep telling us is the "World's Premier Culinary School." 2) People here do shit like that everyday. Our fire alarm has gone off 10 times in the past 2 years because somebody burned fucking popcorn in the lounge micro

  • 55 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:28am

    So, this one time, I had Lunchables pizza. Now that I'm not 6, I know it's God-awful. -White Guy

  • 57 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:19pm

    It happens to the best of us. I can make a fantastic pie, grill a tender and moist steak, and create a seafood alfredo that will make your mouth water. But for the life of me I cannot add just the right amount of the Ramen seasoning packet to make it not over-powering, but not bland as shit, either.

  • 57 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:03pm

    FIRST!!! Also, if you can do that, you're a world-class fuckup

  • 57 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:13am

    My girlfriend actually burnt a can of greenbeans... How is that possible?!??

  • 60 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 9:07pm

    Shut the fuck up Sarre shits not funny when u keep posting it

  • 59 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:38am

    Hahaha nice job chef Ramsey

  • 52 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:32am

    Now you seeeee... Whatcha do iiiiis, you take yo' greenbeans can, andya putcha can right on thestovetop! Aaaaand you go right on ahead andya startcha stove. Bothya can andya greenbeans insiiiide a burnt. -Bill Cosby

  • 49 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:12pm

    like i said, stick to dominos.. this way you cant burn your house down either! :)

  • 53 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:06pm

    On the bright side, you probably won't be usning microwaves in culinary though.. -CKY<3

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 7:28pm

    Silly Yank, struggling to "make it" in the real world

  • 49 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:09pm

    happens to me everyday.

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:13pm

    In Soviet Russia , pizza fucks u up

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:03pm

    that kinda sucks.. next time stick with dominos.. screw digarno!!

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:51pm

    Oh contrare Sarre. Sex drugs and alcohol are in fact what life is about until you have kids. After that the sex is gone

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:31am

    Awe. That's so sad I will teach u how 2 cook

  • 44 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 9:38pm

    Is this Ferrah from Teen Mom?

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:42am

    ))<>(( back and forth forever

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 6:04pm

    Who are you kidding applying to culinary school in the first place? I've spent 12 years in the restaurant industry in 11 different restaurants including fine dining - you are going to end up running some crappy line with moody teenage cooks in a hot, busy kitchen getting no respect from your employers and shitty pay. Study something else.

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:30am

    Come and knock on our door, we've been waiting for you...

  • 45 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:46am

    Lmmfao! My girlfriends sister burnt mac and cheese in the microwave! Made the apartment smokey and everything lol

  • 45 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 9:36pm

    I would never apply to culinary school. Today I melted a huge plastic spoon while trying to heat up vegtable oil

  • 48 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:58pm

    The fact that you're making microwaveable pizza says you don't belong in culinary school.

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 7:26am

    Noone's born as a master chef..... You'll be fine! Just try not to poison anyone in the meantime.

  • 39 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:31pm

    Don't fucking bother applying to the CIA we don't want ur dumb ass here ~Helena.