1) I go to the CIA, which they keep telling us is the "World's Premier Culinary School."
2) People here do shit like that everyday. Our fire alarm has gone off 10 times in the past 2 years because somebody burned fucking popcorn in the lounge micro
i go to johnson and wales and the fire alarm went off at 3am my freshmen year because some stoned girl was trying to make easy mac and it went terribly wrong.
however, this puts my area code (347) to shame.
It happens to the best of us. I can make a fantastic pie, grill a tender and moist steak, and create a seafood alfredo that will make your mouth water. But for the life of me I cannot add just the right amount of the Ramen seasoning packet to make it not over-powering, but not bland as shit, either.
Who are you kidding applying to culinary school in the first place? I've spent 12 years in the restaurant industry in 11 different restaurants including fine dining - you are going to end up running some crappy line with moody teenage cooks in a hot, busy kitchen getting no respect from your employers and shitty pay. Study something else.
Now you seeeee... Whatcha do iiiiis, you take yo' greenbeans can, andya putcha can right on thestovetop! Aaaaand you go right on ahead andya startcha stove. Bothya can andya greenbeans insiiiide a burnt.
-Bill Cosby
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