i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
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I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
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Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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