he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
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just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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