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  • 47 37
    Submitted by vicious_vamp on Dec 28, 12 at 12:12pm

    Did u have ur period or did somebody make u squirt?

  • 47 39
    Submitted by Robzilla on Dec 28, 12 at 12:09pm

    hopefully by giant u don't mean 4 feet wide

  • 45 39
    Submitted by jonathan171 on Dec 28, 12 at 10:17pm

    "Let me show you how your pussy works, \nBet you didn't know that it could squirt."

  • 39 36
    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Dec 28, 12 at 11:14pm

    Japanese flag?

  • 45 49
    Submitted by bombsquad907 on Dec 28, 12 at 12:45pm

    it's a festivus miracle!

  • 39 44
    Submitted by paigeunicorn on Dec 28, 12 at 12:17pm

    Do it

  • 41 49
    Submitted by W_T_F on Dec 28, 12 at 12:37pm

    No one should ever be proud of a GIANT vag stain, whether you're the owner of the cavernous clam or the now-defiled bed. Dis. Fucking. Gusting.

  • 33 35
    Submitted by gingerknowsbest on Dec 28, 12 at 6:17pm

    Nice Seinfeld reference, bombsquad.

  • 36 42
    Submitted by funkhmmmm1 on Dec 29, 12 at 9:21am

    She's a squirter. He is proud because he helped her do it!! Change new linens. Go buy a waterproof mattress pad dude. Two. And more sheets.

  • 32 41
    Submitted by YouveAlrdyHadUrs on Dec 28, 12 at 11:54pm

    "Away.. In a manger. No crib for a bed."