I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
where does the pee come out of this thing
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
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Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
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