i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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