Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
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What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
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ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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