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  • Submitted by Ritard on Feb 11, 12 at 11:32am

    Do you___,Take____ to be your lawfully wedded_____?

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    Submitted by woopigsooie on Feb 11, 12 at 12:24pm

    lewinskyed

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    Submitted by arthurlux on Feb 11, 12 at 1:47pm

    "Slave" works. You can also say you "own their ass."

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    Submitted by McTastySweater on Feb 11, 12 at 1:58pm

    That would be your boyfriend.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 11, 12 at 9:00pm

    The hell with PC. Be an honest man.

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    Submitted by puffandstuff on Feb 11, 12 at 2:39pm

    dear ________, based on your deplorable and/or futile attempts at ________, I have effectively deemed superior to thee

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    Submitted by parsons41286 on Feb 12, 12 at 6:41am

    Welcome to jail?

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    Submitted by porksword on Feb 12, 12 at 12:00am

    "I'm going to Disney Land!"

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    Submitted by tnip on Feb 11, 12 at 6:07pm

    Lawyered.

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    Submitted by seidel182 on Feb 11, 12 at 2:21pm

    Oh central Texas, why are your posts homorific

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    Submitted by goosetastic on Feb 13, 12 at 5:55am

    "they my bitchhh, back off before' your mine.." god acting black in MO is hard..