Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
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organizing the empties. That sober.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
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Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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