No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
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i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
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But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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