All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
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I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
But theres a keg here and me gusta
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I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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