Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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