Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
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Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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