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    Submitted by 478 on Mar 26, 13 at 11:18pm

    So you're fifty percent of the way to Ziggy Stardust?

  • 44 54
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 27, 13 at 12:42am

    Move up to the highlife and way up with a grapefruit.

  • 36 40
    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Mar 27, 13 at 11:28am

    Betadyne- it's a hospital grade antiseptic. Makes you orange.

  • 44 58
    Submitted by BigGinger on Mar 26, 13 at 10:56pm

    The Oompa Loompas had their way with you.

  • 39 58
    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Mar 26, 13 at 10:41pm

    We're talking about the head of your penis right? Cuz otherwise WGAS

  • 11 8
    Submitted by hogfish on Jan 12, 15 at 6:27am

    So your boyfriend was eating Cheetos while you were humming a tune...