Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
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all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
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He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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