she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
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She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
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They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
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For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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