omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
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I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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