Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
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A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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