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  • 53 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:28am

    Wow you are an IDIOT!!! .5 seconds of them talking and I would have known. Get ur iq checked forest! Haha

  • 55 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:17pm

    yeah, if you are bilingual or close, sometimes you'll step back and wonder what the hell just happened...it's a very weird feeling.

  • 56 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:03pm

    I justed shaved my vag

  • 53 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:17pm

    You sound like you're from Madrid!

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:36am

    where's the in the face guy, that guy is effing hilarious.... IN THE FACE

  • 46 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:53pm

    This movie is fuckin awesomee

  • 47 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:19pm

    I don't smoke weed and I don't speak spanish but this has happened to me... Damn hbo espanol.

  • 44 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:19pm

    Sup with that butt ugly American Apparel girl? Rachel in NY has no boobs, no butt and if she had either she has a butterface...I remember a simpler time when American Apparel girls looked good.

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:05am

    No pick eye for me..I'm just really HIGH!!

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:21am

    Um... EPIC (idiotic) FAIL!

  • 40 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:10pm

    Sup guys. Wass hannin?

  • 40 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:45pm

    I'm not proud to admit this is from my area.

  • 41 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:07pm

    it happens people.. you just wish you were bilingual. and no, im not defending this person because i am the person who wrote this.. just had similar experiences.. but i do agree that this is not new funny enough to go on this site. but neither is half of this shit. ill shut up now.

  • 37 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:06pm

    You must have been high as hell!!!

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:20pm

    We gotta doooooo somethin!!!

  • 37 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:39pm

    um yeahsies 9:14 foookii in da bunghole

  • 42 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:38pm

    Mexicans smell like bean farts

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:53am

    the american apparel add looks like something straight from the late 80s/early 90s

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:42pm

    That movies hilarious

  • 34 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:35am

    1:46 take your highschool drama elsewhere

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:32pm

    Mwahahahahahahaha my rican friend does the same shiiit high assssssssss

  • 31 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:50am

    now that's a sign of fluency!

  • 33 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:06am

    I did the same thing with goodfellas, in French!

  • 34 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:23am

    At least it wasn't in french

  • 31 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:31am

    12:28 obviously never got high as fuck

  • 37 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:12am

    i hate that little red t-shirt more than anything.

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:18pm

    Sometimes I would rather stick a wild squirrel up my vagina then my dirty poopy fingers.

  • 33 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 7:04am

    I done the same with Maria full of grace, but then I am fluent in English and Spanish so it came naturally to me..

  • 39 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:44pm

    OMGOMGOMGOMG I want to fuck Mila Kunis' pusss sooooo bad and then splooge in her butt hole

  • 31 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:28am

    Pcp is a hell of a drug.......

  • 37 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:06pm

    Wanna harass a real piece of shit? Text-bomb this pedophile ---> (nine seven two) seven four three seven six one two

  • 34 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:52pm

    I once ate a mexican pretzel.

  • 39 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:01am

    Whoever texted this is a fucking moron. Fuck you

  • 33 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:56pm

    I really wanna take a nice long poop right now.

  • 29 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:31am

    I cracked up when I saw this. Ha ha ha. Awww, poor sap.

  • 31 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:47pm

    I'm wayyyy too high to drive to the devil's house.

  • 36 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:20pm

    Mmmmm. Russell Brand. Delicious.

  • 0 0
    Submitted by PrincessJess7 on Apr 11, 14 at 1:25am

    Must've been super high lmao

  • 25 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:27pm

    either you're bilingual or a real moron.

  • 31 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:53pm

    this actually happened to my fiance and i, not with sarah marshall, but it was a car chase scene and when they started talking we looked at each other and began giggling...it was in tents. like camping.

  • 29 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 4:41am

    ...this is just plain stupid. Not even funny at all

  • 33 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:24pm

    V--- The txt, not the movie ---V

  • 32 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 2:00am

    get it together now, we're all adults here

  • 30 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:47pm

    Yeah this doesn't sound like a text to me but somebody trying to be funny

  • 26 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:11pm

    yeah I didn't pay much attention to what they said either.

  • 32 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:07pm

    You can thank the herbbbbbb!