He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
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I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
He has the fingertips of a God
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