So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
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Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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