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  • 195 48
    Submitted by CptCheesecake on Feb 11, 11 at 11:46am
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    Says the guy who never gets to use the machine.

  • 105 45
    Submitted by tipsyseattlegirl on Feb 11, 11 at 11:53am
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    True if he were utilizing the machine he would say she's a really nice person lol

  • 102 43
    Submitted by ojg15 on Feb 11, 11 at 11:56am
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    Are they mutually exclusive? I think that'd make an interesting Venn diagram.

  • 93 45
    Submitted by SserPrun95 on Feb 11, 11 at 1:37pm
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    Let me know if she needs a reliable mechanic.

  • 84 35
    Submitted by dumsumbitch on Feb 11, 11 at 12:52pm
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    You say that like it's s bad thing. The world could use more machines like her.

  • 96 62
    Submitted by ramaha on Feb 11, 11 at 2:02pm
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    Thats no way to talk about your mother ...

  • 73 49
    Submitted by bigO187 on Feb 11, 11 at 3:41pm
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    Still sounds like real nice person to me

  • 57 35
    Submitted by SamMarduk on Feb 12, 11 at 12:29am
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    Id rather have the latter anyday

  • 65 54
    Submitted by Michguy on Feb 11, 11 at 1:23pm
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    The OP sounds jealous.

  • 45 34
    Submitted by ThatsMyAss on Feb 12, 11 at 6:26am
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    Sounds a lot like my ex

  • 53 52
    Submitted by redsox985 on Feb 11, 11 at 3:16pm
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    I'll keep her well lubed.

  • 43 44
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 11, 11 at 12:29pm
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    Sour grapes.

  • 47 57
    Submitted by getshwasted42 on Feb 12, 11 at 1:00am
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    So whats the problem again?

  • 40 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 11 at 8:25pm
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    Nice. I c'ld use one of those.

  • 33 89
    Submitted by mybadhookups on Feb 11, 11 at 3:23pm
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    sounds like she would have a ridiculous amount of bad hookups. speaking of bad hookups, share your story at mybadhookups.com