i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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