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  • Submitted by bhth68 on Nov 18, 10 at 9:32am

    Or play ice cream truck music in the hall

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      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 18, 10 at 12:01pm

      Ahahaha, I LOL'd!

  • Submitted by deadpool91 on Nov 18, 10 at 10:55am

    DONT fake death. She might try to give u mouth- to- mouth.

  • Submitted by shortyblueeyes on Nov 18, 10 at 5:55pm

    Or you could just grow some balls and say, "Could you go now please?" Wow...not hard. You obviously don't care about anyone's feelings anyway....

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      Submitted by homesickalien on Nov 18, 10 at 10:53pm

      fat people eat their feelings, so it'll stimulate the economy.

  • Submitted by freeminded on Nov 18, 10 at 9:46am

    Why would you have your friend call 911 then? - rather just ask him to play out following scenario: Your friend, let's call him Dave, dresses up as a paramedic. Dave will coincidentally come by and see you lying on the floor, faking a heart attack or some similiar disturped prank, and storm to your rescue. He will then use his medic skills (make something up here, maybe get him to yell "It's not your time yet"). This will end in him saving you and you will forever be in his de

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      Submitted by freeminded on Nov 18, 10 at 9:47am

      *debt. Dave will then tell you to get some rest and insist that you'd get some sleep, so the "fat chick" sadly have to leave.\nThis will not only get the chick out of the room, but also (if dave is up for it, and he might just be) the oportunity to sleep with the fat chick, cause of his newly achieved hero status.

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    Submitted by goldenbear54 on Nov 19, 10 at 2:09am

    Why don't you just tell her you're a shallow asshole?

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    Submitted by Misssbarry on Nov 20, 10 at 2:54am

    Make a deal with her for every time you two fuck she lose ten ponds

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    Submitted by jimmyboy on Nov 18, 10 at 9:54am

    Just throw a piece of food outside, then slam the door behind her

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    Submitted by pkmnnerd on Nov 18, 10 at 10:17pm

    Fruit basket?

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    Submitted by heykristen6 on Nov 18, 10 at 4:23pm

    But then the chick may try to make you a get well fruit basket...which would result in another encounter

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    Submitted by hvltn on Nov 21, 10 at 4:19pm

    Fuck her skinny.