at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
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im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
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Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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