Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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