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  • Submitted by Billybobson on Apr 27, 11 at 1:27pm

    They sound like a couple of dip-shits.

  • Submitted by TeflonDon on Apr 27, 11 at 2:01pm

    That's only if you're looking for two guys doing anal to each other by 1 a.m.

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    Submitted by likeahoss on Apr 27, 11 at 4:11pm

    @mystomachhurts...I am a muscle head asshole but I don't do that kind of thing. I believe the correct term is "faux alpha douchebags."

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    Submitted by mystomachurts on Apr 27, 11 at 1:23pm

    Yeah... if you like dating muscle headed assholes

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 27, 11 at 9:22pm

    Or you could have gone to the local animal rescue and adopted a pair of male mixed bulldogs. The mindset is the same and the sex is probably better.

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    Submitted by SALIA on Apr 28, 11 at 3:53am

    What are you, a Jackass producer? Looking for the next Johnny and Steve-O?

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    Submitted by CODplayingchick on Apr 27, 11 at 10:13pm

    they sound like my brothrr z

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    Submitted by SailorMan019 on Apr 27, 11 at 8:52pm

    This sounds exactly like my buddy and I on saturday. You weren't in FL were you?

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    Submitted by enormoustard on Apr 27, 11 at 6:28pm

    Sounds like the 80's wrestling duo: The Bushwackers...

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    Submitted by taylortunetracy on Apr 28, 11 at 9:07am

    I lift zings up and put zem dowhn

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    Submitted by destructo on Apr 28, 11 at 4:37am

    I suppose these guys might be your type if you enjoy short, painful, unsatisfying sex. I think the term two pump chump might be appropriate.

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    Submitted by RebelBitch09 on Apr 27, 11 at 1:35pm

    Rqpp

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    Submitted by EclecticPandora on Apr 28, 11 at 12:12am

    I laughed irl! Smh.