why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
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Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
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They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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