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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:07pm

    Since Jeff's retarded fetus-brain won't be able to understand this one, here's the explanation: He "gambled" on whether his impending flatulence was going to be a fart or a shart.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:08am

    Lol at 2:09 This text sucks

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:12pm

    Sounds like a shitty resume!!! -Jeff

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:02pm

    Wtf? Clean up what? OP follow up please!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:10am

    That's cool, but I wouldn't gamble and lose.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:20pm

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:18am

    What the hell is up with kids these days and their shart self-ambushing??? Far too many of you have fucking retarded rectums. It's previously unheard of. Maybe I just run in smart-ass crowds, I don't know. It's bizarre and sad, but seems like a normal part of your sad lives. ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:13pm

    Oh I get it! It's funny because he thought he only needed to fart but accidentally had a bowl movement in his underwear! So he used his resume to clean up! -Jeff

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:10pm

    2:07 is correct. -Jeff (the real one)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:13pm

    Ooopsy daisy! I meant bowel! -Jeff

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:09pm

    That's probably all that your resume is good for.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:03pm

    Oh I get it, he did something stupid and had to clean up for it. -Jeff

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:02pm

    Or we all can share first lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:02pm

    Oh I get it! It's funny because funeral homes are where dead people are, and dead people are the kind of people I like to have sex with! (also men!) -Jeff

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:21pm

    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:03pm

    not sure I follow this one..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:23pm

    Dont think he OP needed to throw in the funeral part. Just made it even more confusing, and its probably all bullshit anyway

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:30pm

    Major props to you 2:09!!! WIN!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:50pm

    You are all idiots... Shit himself instead of farted