She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
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Everclear isn't food dammit
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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