check it out our google latitudes are spooning
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
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He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
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I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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