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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:18am

    I may or may not hate this site right now.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 3:48pm

    wow im from ffx and this sucks

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 3:56pm

    I just fucked a sexy snow white. then her mom came home she was only like 12 I think I'm goin to jail.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 4:02pm

    Thank goodness for gravity- or else all the pretzels would just float away.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:58am

    clark university? at least worcester.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 4:33pm

    4:31 needs to get laid

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 6:44pm

    Don't drink and do hobby crafts! Mothers Against Drunk Assholes

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 4:31pm

    jeff needs to get a life and quit being such a dick

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 4:50pm

    Is this even less than 160 characters? This is impossible to send as a text message. Who would you send this to anyway? Fake AND unfunny. Which mod did you blow to get posting priveledges?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 8:46pm

    160 character max? WTF? Your phone is a pos if that is ur max

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 5:41am

    Jeff, you're an ignorant fuck. If America ever goes down, it 'll be because if shit heads like you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 4:08pm

    may or may not? so...uhm, which was it? this is stupid.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 8:46pm

    I can't believe someone counted the characters

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 3:49pm

    This text should be divied up into chapters... not to mention its just fucking stupid.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 3:46pm

    Oh I get it. Its funny because college kids are reckless while they try to make costumes. -Jeff

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 4:06pm

    Jeff uses exclamation points you rip-off artists!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:14am

    I voted for Obama but I've done worse sins to land me a place in Hell you moronic racist.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:14am

    That's cool, but I wouldn't melt a dent into the top of my minifridge.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:18am

    4:50 is bitter and alone.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 4:00pm

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 9:04pm

    So fake. How do u melt a dent?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 4:05pm

    Oh I get it! It's funny because he couldve burnt his dorm down to the ground because he left his glue gun on, causing damage to his mini-fridge, but luckily didn't! -Jeff

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:52am

    i can send veryyyy long texts

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 5:16pm

    4:50 what kind of phone do you have and what service? All of us with AT

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 5:46pm

    Charles Rutherford does not approve of the TFLN

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 9:51pm

    Obama is going to Kill America. You are all sinners for voting for him! -Jeff

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 4:12pm

    First Jeff Funny. Second sounds fake.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 5:26pm

    maybe YOU'VE got strict limits, 4:50, but i can send texts significantly larger than 160 characters.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:13am

    This text and Jeff are so unfunny it's unreal. Get a job el Jefe.