Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
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Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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