Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
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my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
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Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
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