She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
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It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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