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  • Submitted by bloodyfuck on Oct 7, 11 at 4:53pm

    Thumbs up for being smart enough to run from the psycho cunt.

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      Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Oct 8, 11 at 12:43pm

      "Meant to be together" = getting pregnant on the first lay? Yikes!

  • Submitted by bowfishinlady on Oct 7, 11 at 5:34pm

    You still fucked her though didn't you?

  • Submitted by Coops88 on Oct 7, 11 at 8:42pm

    Play it safe by going anal.

  • Submitted by KrAzY_Mx on Oct 7, 11 at 11:12pm

    She said that so she wouldn't sleep with you! Haha!! Poor bastard

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      Submitted by CajeKraze on Oct 8, 11 at 2:48pm

      Everyone else missed that. This was a total exit strategy

  • Submitted by wyldebrat on Oct 8, 11 at 3:07pm

    Her side?\n\n"I had no idea how to get rid of him so I told him not to use a condom and let god decide if we were meant to be together. Worked like a charm."

  • Submitted by Phys on Oct 7, 11 at 5:58pm

    Well then I guess you played the role of God and the answer was no shot in hell!

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    Submitted by peachpie88 on Oct 7, 11 at 5:12pm

    Run, run, run, run! It's a trap, honey...It's a trap!

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    Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 7, 11 at 9:50pm

    Anal ftw. Or an immense facial.\nBAM HEADSHOT!

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    Submitted by fatherfigure on Oct 7, 11 at 11:23pm

    You'll get to the point someday when you can do that. There is nothing like cumming in a vag, but you made the right choice. At least finish junior high.

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    Submitted by scarab on Oct 7, 11 at 11:29pm

    Holy freaking westboro

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    Submitted by Deebo5050 on Oct 7, 11 at 10:26pm

    Let God decide if hooking up with her friends is meant to be. If they say yes it was obviously his will

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    Submitted by blex1013 on Oct 7, 11 at 8:44pm

    Warning! stage 5 clinger alert!

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    Submitted by smashedface on Oct 8, 11 at 8:59am

    You got tricked, you poor bastard

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    Submitted by BurningHobos on Oct 8, 11 at 1:47pm

    Run away, far, far away.

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    Submitted by logo1012 on Oct 8, 11 at 2:40am

    Just go oral

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    Submitted by Andr913 on Oct 8, 11 at 9:14am

    Oh no...RUN AWAY!!!!!

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    Submitted by mattmac91 on Oct 7, 11 at 7:39pm

    Someone from my area code with common sense? Wow

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    Submitted by Cocaineranger on Oct 7, 11 at 10:40pm

    I like those odds.

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    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 8, 11 at 10:19am

    Run.

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    Submitted by RockyBalboa1372 on Oct 8, 11 at 12:40pm

    Butt sex is wild and causes no child!

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    Submitted by 3one3 on Oct 7, 11 at 7:58pm

    Yea he sealed the deal with his cock

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    Submitted by troideadh on Oct 8, 11 at 6:31am

    I love my home town keep it classy st.pete

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    Submitted by naughtybody21 on Oct 9, 11 at 6:04am

    fuck her ass hard then cum all over the bitch!!!

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    Submitted by naughtybody21 on Oct 9, 11 at 6:07am

    I hope u fucked her ass, then cum and fuck me!!!

  • Submitted by fatherfigure on Oct 7, 11 at 11:20pm

    The religious ones are fun to cum inside of. Even if you disgrace them and knock them up, god forgives right?

  • Submitted by Tyler9978 on Oct 7, 11 at 4:19pm

    when in doubt just pull out

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      Submitted by murstang on Oct 7, 11 at 4:30pm

      yes, cuz THAT's always effective...

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        Submitted by Tyler9978 on Oct 8, 11 at 12:30am

        it sure is ask your mom