No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
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besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
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I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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