Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
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God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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