just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
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last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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