Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
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I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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