It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
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Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
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This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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