Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
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I didn't have sex with your dad "He just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me."
http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-30160.html
Too bad the friend is a guy to boot.
god I hope I never have to ask someone that question
do you want her to lie or tell the truth?
Okay we had sex in a tent after his 6th beer
Ok then, I'll plead the 5th
I didn't have sex with your dad
don't worry i didn't
I work in this area code... Wtf
Landscaper?
now something interesting happened in my area
How do you think you were made?
No Quagmire, I didn't fuck your dad...but Brian did.
I did.
I didn't have sex with your dad.
Yes..... Yes i did
and dads everywhere.. thank you..
Son, what the hell do they teach you in sex ed?!
So you're asking me to lie?
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