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  • Submitted by W_T_F on Jul 31, 11 at 8:27pm

    I didn't have sex with your dad "He just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me."

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      Submitted by lube104 on Jul 31, 11 at 10:52pm

      http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-30160.html

  • Submitted by outdrinksyou on Jul 31, 11 at 2:57pm

    god I hope I never have to ask someone that question

  • Submitted by nunubeest on Jul 31, 11 at 4:34pm

    do you want her to lie or tell the truth?

  • Submitted by Michguy on Jul 31, 11 at 6:21pm

    Too bad the friend is a guy to boot.

  • Submitted by c0m3 on Aug 2, 11 at 5:31am

    Okay we had sex in a tent after his 6th beer

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    Submitted by enormoustard on Jul 31, 11 at 7:39pm

    I didn't have sex with your dad.

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    Submitted by pinkamature on Aug 1, 11 at 1:25am

    I didn't have sex with your dad

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    Submitted by sevensevenseven on Jul 31, 11 at 7:18pm

    Son, what the hell do they teach you in sex ed?!

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    Submitted by pichu180 on Jul 31, 11 at 5:49pm

    How do you think you were made?

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    Submitted by Latino88 on Aug 1, 11 at 9:15am

    I work in this area code... Wtf

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    Submitted by jonathan171 on Aug 1, 11 at 10:48pm

    No Quagmire, I didn't fuck your dad...but Brian did.

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    Submitted by yer_mom on Jul 31, 11 at 7:21pm

    I did.

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    Submitted by dirtdiver on Jul 31, 11 at 4:52pm

    now something interesting happened in my area

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    Submitted by polacke on Jul 31, 11 at 6:33pm

    don't worry i didn't

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    Submitted by 5643yeahright on Dec 3, 11 at 11:02pm

    So you're asking me to lie?

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    Submitted by NicoleGiovanni on Aug 1, 11 at 3:51am

    Yes..... Yes i did

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      Submitted by carter_ronin on Aug 1, 11 at 11:33am

      and dads everywhere.. thank you..

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    Submitted by Phys on Jul 31, 11 at 5:35pm

    Ok then, I'll plead the 5th