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  • 46 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:24am
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    And as I an reading I am listing to mrs. Offecer... Lol

  • 40 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:31am
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    Poop is a recipe for awesome -Poopy McPooperson

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:53pm
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    11:09 a conjugal visit is where prisoners are allowed sex with outsiders in prison.

  • 38 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 2:58am
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    Charles Rutherford says that the police couldn't arrest you because you are retarded and they have no where to put you!

  • 37 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 6:07am
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    Way to go delco montco and chesco. If I had to guess I'd say this was from west Chester. Town has 1 college and about thirty bars within blocks of the campus. Plus jakes had quarter drafts for a while

  • 36 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:46am
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    excellent insults guys. dont you love insulting someone on a drunken text website, realllll cool.

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:18pm
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    I am a homo. -Jeff

  • 40 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:25am
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    12:23 who's gonna give it bc I just fucked ur mom so hard that she had to be put on a ventilator. That just happened bitchn.igger. Fuck You

  • 41 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:38am
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    1225 that was funny for reasons that you have no idea and would never understand. thank you for being so childish and immature. you made my night

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:08pm
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    DeShazer, get that iPod out of your melon holes or I will download my left cleat in your fart chimney - Coach Hines

  • 38 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:56am
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    The cops wouldn't fuck her probably anyways if this was any thing west of Chester county

  • 32 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:26am
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    I am totally gonna say this the next time I get pulle over!!!!

  • 29 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 8:35am
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    hey 12:25.... do you know why your mom is so fat? 'cause i give her a cookie everytime i fuck her..... now who's the bitch?

  • 36 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:41am
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    hey i wanna poop on your face and call it macaroni baby;) -me

  • 36 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 10:51am
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    May I have everyone's attention................ .................penis. That is all.

  • 36 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:36am
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    I don't know about the rest of you guys/girls, but I wanna fuck the shit out of that American Apparrel Lace Catsuit girl.

  • 31 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 2:26pm
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    My SPOON is TOO BIG.

  • 34 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:21am
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    Another "you told" text. Who are these morons that need to be reminded of the retarded things they said, that they probably actually didn't really say?

  • 35 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:08pm
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    that's so funny I wonder what they're reaction would be

  • 32 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:08am
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    Perfectly reasonable!

  • 32 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:17pm
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    Oh i get it. Its funny bc shes saying the cops are ugly and therefore not sexualy wanted by her. -Jeff

  • 33 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:09pm
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    11:07 what does that even mean

  • 28 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:33pm
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    Ladies and gentlemen THE Lehigh Valley

  • 26 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:07pm
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    can you say "conjugal visit"

  • 26 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 2:04am
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    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • 31 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 4:15am
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    My spoon is too big.

  • 27 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:50am
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    Like warm apple pie - O. Striker

  • 28 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:23am
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    now children, calm down or you'll get a time out

  • 22 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:47am
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    If I had a Nickel.. -Brandon

  • 25 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 5:16am
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    yall are weird as fuck

  • 24 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:51am
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    Ice cream waffles hahahahahahahahaha

  • 28 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:18am
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    11:47 fuck u. Yeah black asshole u cunt. Ur probably a fat white kid anyway so shut the fuck up u stupid black asshole Fuck You

  • 23 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 2:35am
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    Oh i get it. Its funny bc shes saying the cops are ugly and therefore not sexualy wanted by her. - Zack

  • 31 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:00pm
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    second!!! finally! I'm in the top 5! this feel great

  • 25 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:42pm
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    11:40 ur so much better than them u fuckin stupid black asshole. That's right I'm here and now ur my bitch Fuck You