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  • And as I an reading I am listing to mrs. Offecer... Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:24am
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  • excellent insults guys. dont you love insulting someone on a drunken text website, realllll cool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:46am
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  • hey 12:25.... do you know why your mom is so fat? 'cause i give her a cookie everytime i fuck her..... now who's the bitch?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 8:35am
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  • 11:09 a conjugal visit is where prisoners are allowed sex with outsiders in prison.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:53pm
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  • Charles Rutherford says that the police couldn't arrest you because you are retarded and they have no where to put you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 2:58am
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  • DeShazer, get that iPod out of your melon holes or I will download my left cleat in your fart chimney - Coach Hines

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:08pm
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  • My SPOON is TOO BIG.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 2:26pm
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  • I am a homo. -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:18pm
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  • Oh i get it. Its funny bc shes saying the cops are ugly and therefore not sexualy wanted by her. -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:17pm
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  • 11:07 what does that even mean

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:09pm
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  • The cops wouldn't fuck her probably anyways if this was any thing west of Chester county

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:56am
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  • I am totally gonna say this the next time I get pulle over!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:26am
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  • hey i wanna poop on your face and call it macaroni baby;) -me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:41am
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  • Poop is a recipe for awesome -Poopy McPooperson

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:31am
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  • 12:23 who's gonna give it bc I just fucked ur mom so hard that she had to be put on a ventilator. That just happened bitchn.igger. Fuck You

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:25am
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  • 1225 that was funny for reasons that you have no idea and would never understand. thank you for being so childish and immature. you made my night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:38am
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  • can you say "conjugal visit"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:07pm
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  • May I have everyone's attention................ .................penis. That is all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 10:51am
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  • Another "you told" text. Who are these morons that need to be reminded of the retarded things they said, that they probably actually didn't really say?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:21am
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  • Way to go delco montco and chesco. If I had to guess I'd say this was from west Chester. Town has 1 college and about thirty bars within blocks of the campus. Plus jakes had quarter drafts for a while

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 6:07am
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  • You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 2:04am
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  • Ice cream waffles hahahahahahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:51am
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  • now children, calm down or you'll get a time out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:23am
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  • that's so funny I wonder what they're reaction would be

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:08pm
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  • I don't know about the rest of you guys/girls, but I wanna fuck the shit out of that American Apparrel Lace Catsuit girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:36am
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  • Like warm apple pie - O. Striker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:50am
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  • Ladies and gentlemen THE Lehigh Valley

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:33pm
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  • second!!! finally! I'm in the top 5! this feel great

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:00pm
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  • My spoon is too big.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 4:15am
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  • Perfectly reasonable!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:08am
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  • yall are weird as fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 5:16am
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  • 11:40 ur so much better than them u fuckin stupid black asshole. That's right I'm here and now ur my bitch Fuck You

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:42pm
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  • If I had a Nickel.. -Brandon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:47am
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  • Oh i get it. Its funny bc shes saying the cops are ugly and therefore not sexualy wanted by her. - Zack

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 2:35am
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  • 11:47 fuck u. Yeah black asshole u cunt. Ur probably a fat white kid anyway so shut the fuck up u stupid black asshole Fuck You

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:18am
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