How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
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Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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