You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
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Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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